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Fast forward a few months and I move in with my girlfriend. While we’re unpacking she holds them up and says:

“What’s this?”
“Salt shakers.”
“Uh huh. We’re throwing them away.”
“Um, no. How about if I just throw away something of yours? Like your laptop.”
“Fine but we’re putting them out of sight.”

I was about to protest but then I had an idea.

So I waited until she went to sleep and moved her alarm clock out of the way and put the salt shakers there so that she would hit those when she woke up instead of the snooze button. It worked! She said it was “very funny” and got ready for work.

The next morning they were staring at her in the bathroom when she went to get ready. She got smart this time and hid them. So I found them and put them in another spot and then another because she hid them every time.

One day she hid them really well and I didn’t find them for a couple of months. The next morning when she went to work they were staring at her on the dashboard of her car. When she got home I stole her keys again and grabbed them out of her glove compartment and hid them. She told me later she threw them away. Well, she thought she did and forgot all about it.

I waited until Christmas and took them with us to her family’s house and wrapped them up as a present to her. From her sister. It went well. She threw them away immediately. I fished them out of the garbage when no one was looking.

OK. Now we’re up to speed.

I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately and she had to work the night shift tonight sand was getting readty for work at 3:00 am. I’m still awake. She walks out of the bedroom and says “What are you still doing up?” For no specific reason I say “Shut up” in a Dr. Evil way. I keep it up when she says anything. It was just like that scene in Austin Powers.

I’m drinking Green Tea and she tells me it has caffeine in it. I tell her “No it doesn’t shut up.” She says “Google it.” So I go to Google and type in “should candace shut up” (note: no good results). So I had an idea.

You can see it at shouldcandaceshutup.com.

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